From the long table
Faucet-Shaped Ceramic Mug, 350 ml
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Carriage and returns
Free over $80, flat rate under it, insured either way. Packed within three working days. Thirty days to send it back for a refund, return carriage paid by you unless it arrived damaged.
The tap is the whole joke
A faucet sits where the handle should be and it is the first thing anyone asks about. It does not pour. It does not need to.
Three hundred and fifty millilitres
Large enough for a proper mug of coffee. Thick porcelain walls keep it hot while you get on with the morning.
For the desk that needs a talking point
It goes to the office and comes back with a story. Dishwasher safe, so it survives being everybody else's favourite too.
Asked across the table
Does the tap actually work?
No. It is moulded into the body as part of the cup, so there is nothing to leak and nothing to snap off.
How much does it hold?
350ml, a full mug of coffee rather than a small one.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Yes. It is glazed porcelain, fired hard, and it takes a dishwasher without trouble.
Can it take boiling water?
It can. The walls are thick enough to hold heat and to handle a kettle straight off the boil.
Does it make a good gift?
It is the sort of thing people put on a desk and never put away. Hard to get wrong.